Judge Bao, you see
Lend me your sword lf you want it back
lnspector zhan should come to Cave lsland alone
Shining Mouse
lnspector zhan. Yes
Will you go?
With pleasure
Judge Bao
l want to go too
This will be a dangerous journey
Judge Bao
You shouldn't be fooled by her looks
she is very smart indeed
lnspector zhan, take her with you
Watch out. This place is full of traps
l've set it all up
Really?
Thanks
No need to thank us
You've helped us too
our little brother is into poisons these days
Let's take some antidote first
or else we would all be like you last time
Teasing me? Yes
What's going on?
Really cool here
Ms. Yue Hua
l've told you not to eat everything that people offer
lt's good that l'm here
Don't be afraid
Bai is a true gentleman
He won't touch my woman
l'll do it
l'll slash her pretty face now
Sir
Sir what? Get in line
Bing from Honor Court to see Mr. Bai
l told you to line up
l have my master's order
to invite Mr. Bai to join Honor Court
l've brought $500,000 as a token of our sincerity
Told you to line up
Also this virgin here
She's not bad
Who's your master?
l can't say
Master says
he really admires
your recent ''masterpiece'' in the East End
lf you'll join Honor Court
to eradicate Bao
you'll be handsomely rewarded
Treason?
l only want to get the lmperial Cat right now
l'll speak to you tomorrow
Mr. Bai
one more word and l'll chop off your head
What about me? What's going to happen to me?
Let me... Sit down
You still have your limbs
The exit is that way Do you want me to show you the way out?
What are you laughing at?
zhan thinks highly of you
He thinks you are a good man
lf you change your ways now your future is bright
Honor Court
is openly challenging His Majesty
Bai
pick up your sword
and join us
Worry about yourself first
You still have 3 more days to deliver me to the Emperor
l will convince you
in three days
Go to bed
What should we do?
He's a good man
Give him some time
l know him
Fatso. What are you doing?
Nothing. Look at this fat pigeon
lf it can fly, maybe l can too
Why do you say that?
lf the mouse can love the cat
why can't l fly?
Sure?
Very sure
That sure?
How do l know?
zhan
Are you ok?
Here's your sword
l'm coming with you
Thank you
Your Majesty
We've all Five Mice here
Bring them to me
Bring the Five Mice
Five Mice of Cave lsland to see Your Majesty
Who is Shining Mouse?
l'm Shining Mouse, Your Majesty
Five Mice. To reward your loyalty
l make Bai lmperial Sword Guard 4th Class
The rest of you will be Trainers of the lmperial Army
Rise
Thank you, Your Majesty
lnspector zhan
Yes, Your Majesty
Your achievement deserves a 2nd Class
Thank you
Ms. Yue Hua
You've also done your part is there anything you want?
You two have been engaged long enough
You two exchange
your swords as love gifts
l think we should not postpone the wedding anymore
lnspector zhan, you would not refuse?
No
Then the wedding will be on the First of the coming Lunar Year
Brother, you're in charge of this
With pleasure
Thank you, Your Majesty
Court is recessed
Bai, you're a girl?
How come l couldn't tell
That day at the restaurant
Ms. Yue Hua, congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations. Thanks
You're welcome
Can l ask you a question?
Sure
What is the first thing you do
when you wake up every morning?
Reflect on the mistakes l've made the previous day
Wrong
Wrong?
Start the court proceedings?
No
What'd l do?
open your eyes
lnspector zhan
l've finally found someone who's more ridiculous than me
Judge Bao, you have to see this
Judge Bao. Look
Look. What's this?
Good luck and good fortune
Since we're having fun, let me
demonstrate my calligraphy to you guys
Ms. Bai taught me a new trick
lsn't this fantastic?
Definitely
Really?
Sure
ls it cold?
Freezing
l've made you soup
Come and drink it
Sure. l'll go inside soon
You see, what a shame
Women shouldn't have physical contacts with men
Kitty, good morning
Kitty?
l out-rank you
Leader of the pack, good morning
What are you up to?
Disguising as a man again
Bai is so much fun and articulate
But a bit strange
l have such fun with her
l can see
l feel sorry for her future husband
behaving improperly all the time
Whoever marries her
Yue Hua, now that's a lady, right?
Sure. Sure
She's from a good family and with good upbringing
Agree
A chicken egg is an egg
A duck egg is an egg
You can choose
This theory again?
lt works, right?
No
Sounds reasonable to me?
No
Help me. Choose for me
l'm only good at solving cases
l'm no good when it comes to women
lf you call off the wedding now
you may offend His Majesty
l understand that
But to have fun
An egg is an egg. Hey
You're not allowed to see each other
until the wedding day
lf you two got anything to say just say it now
Judge Bao, please
Remember the past
forget all quarrels
l miss the times we're together
l'm unable to slow down
will l ever forget him?
Will l ever forget him?
This one is really good
Who are you talking about?
zhan, are we brothers?
Yes
Can l ask you a question?
Sure
Do you love me?
lf l say l don't, would you believe me?
Don't sidetrack
And you? lf l ask
l do
l'll never lie to you
Thank you for your love
What's that sentence?
l'm useless
Not only l failed to invite Bai but let him chased us in return
lt's not your fault
l misjudged Bai
Let it be for now
But
if zhan has found out about Honor Court
we will be doomed
ln order to smoothen everything
we've got to kill him
Honor Court's fighters will overthrow the useless Emperor
and restore harmony to the land
Honor Court's fighters will overthrow the useless Emperor
and restore harmony to the land
Where's Ms. Bai?
Ms. Bai?
l don't think she can make it
Let's go. Go
Yes sir
Let's go. Let's go
Do you think Sister will
l do. What'll she do?
Whatever women do when they are rejected
She's lost the guy, not her cherry
Hard to say
Take care
Bingo. one dot
Red Dragon
Bingo. Bingo
Three at a go
A Trio Flush too
Trios
How come you've all got flushes but l have nothing?
Forget it
lt's just a one-time thing There is always hope
Don't be sad
lf you can't be the wife settle for the concubine
Yes, you can still be his concubine
Right
Where is your dignity?
l love him is my own business
He doesn't love me is also my own business
Being a concubine?
l can't share him with others
Chang the Flying Spider
Why didn't you use the front door?
Don't you know there are two guards at the front?
You know
l'm not used to the front door
Who knows it's so slippery here?
Goodbye
No, l've come to report
Prince Xiangyang
wants to kill everyone
at the wedding feast tonight
Are you kidding?
l am serious
He's already pre-ordered the imperial robe
And l know that Mona
No, that Honor Court
That's the basement at his house
Also
there are maps already
Ms. Bai
Judge Bao, don't attend the wedding
lt's Prince Xiangyang's trap
He's using his sister's wedding
and he'll kill everyone tonight
He's pre-ordered an imperial robe
Brilliant plan
How detailed. Yes
l told you not to exaggerate
What if it comes back to haunt us?
Ms. Bai
Ms. Bai. We've settled this, right?
Even you don't believe me?
l thank you for your love
Mr. Gongsun
Brother Bai
Why are you here?
Why are you wandering around?
How come the map has written instructions?
Certainly, l'm sophisticated
l can only write
but can't draw
Why can't we find our way?
Coz you're reading it the wrong way
Let me show you
First, walk 30 steps to your left
Then, turn right for another 30 steps
Left, right
Yes
This is left
Then this is right, of course You know that, right?
No problem. Let's go
Brother Bai
What's up?
Not like this
Like that
1 , 2
3, 4
5, 6
7, 8
Bai, do you want to go in alone?
Together. You and me
Wait a minute. l thought you'd
recruit at least a few hundred men
This place is full of traps
and full of guards
No one has ever escaped
You've been there before? No
How do you know then?
l heard
Cheers everyone
Cheers
Your Majesty
Judge Bao, you'll have to
bottoms up all the way
l can get drunk
but he can't
Yes, Your Majesty
l haven't slept for three days
investigating this Honor Court
l can't work if l get drunk
l remember that
You've been investigating the Honor Court for a long time
Any news so far?
What should l punish you?
l deserve the death sentence
for my inefficiencies
Not the death sentence
There's a saying
the blind leads the blind
Bao, l'm not surprised you have no leads
Your joke is not funny
l'm not joking
Look what you've done to the empire
How can l laugh in this moment?
Brother
lt's poison
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
zhan
Protect His Majesty
Take them out to the guillotine
Brother, stop
His Majesty has been kind to us You can't do this
Shut up
Kill me first if you want to kill the others
Alright
Killing hundreds can save the whole world
lf you want to die first, l'll help you
Brother
Ms. Yue Hua
Thank you
Brother, we're of the same parents
Why do you hate me so much?
No need to pretend any more
You didn't take our antidote first
That's why you're feeling so sick
our antidote can neutralize all poisons
lf you use it as face cream it even prevents wrinkles
Antidote can prevent poisons and wrinkles
Where can l buy some?
Everywhere, only you can't have any
Treason is the worst crime
You have to suffer death sentence for the entire family
Brother, do you feel guilty?
l underestimated you, Bao
Come people
Protect the Emperor
Hurry
zhan, your sword
Protect the Emperor. What's up, Your Majesty?
Where's zhan?
Watch out, Your Majesty
Judge Bao
l deserve to die
Protect the Emperor
Fatso
Where are you?
Judge Bao there are so many people below
can zhan really fight them all?
You're sure he doesn't need any help?
No problem. Look
Sharp shooter, get that emperor
zhan
Miss has gone to get the list
zhan
Hurry
Thanks
Useless
The Fortune God is here
lt's not the New Year yet
lt's the code
Why didn't you write it on the map?
Codes should be memorized
Where's he?
Traps everywhere
You think l was joking?
Watch out
Bai, be careful
Can you come out?
Get out of here
Come on
Please
No
Ms. Bai
No
Don't try it. Get out of here
The list is here Don't you believe me?
Get out. Hurry
l believed you
Are you oK?
Why are you still here?
You think l want to stay?
How can l leave. Emperor?
lt's here
Good, open the door
l can't. Judge Bao
He needs the code
l said Kung Hei Fat Choy Happy New Year
But he won't open
oK
l know a popular code from the Westerners
Let me try
open Sesame
Doesn't work
Why don't we blow it up?
Good plan
oK
Wrong code
you've got to answer the question to get in
oK. Shoot
How many words in ''the dictionary''?
Two
How come no one got wet when five people are sharing an umbrella?
lt's not raining
Looks like we'll live happily ever after
Watch where you put your hand
What's wrong?
Can't you be gentle?
Like this?
No need to be scared
l'm not scared
Why wouldn't the cow plow the fields?
lt's a milk cow
Why didn't the fall hurt?
lt's a waterfall
What kind of melon doesn't grow on land?
A watermelon
Which kind of door never opens?
outdoor
lf no one turns up what kind of meeting can they have?
Answer me
Postponed meeting
Take him
Don't move
Take him
l'm hiding well. How to tke me?
You take the upper body
l take the lower
l found the name list
What have you got to say?
There will be no rebels
if His Majesty serves his people
This name list is really good
Hundreds of officials have come together
We've got no choice
Your Majesty
l thought laissez-faire
would be good
to my people
l can't imagine it will turn you against me
Brother l want you to help me rule the lands
Brother
l'll spare your life
Your Majesty, you can't let him off
Really. Your Majesty
You're the worst. Shut up
l know you've gathered
$1 79,504,000.00
All come from corruption
l am too generous not killing you and your company
otherwise, all of these wouldn't happen
lf l'm not forgiving, l'll execute you first
Why are you coughing?
Where's my allowance that you've been secretly
keeping from me?
Don't you know it's our people's money?
You have no right to do that
Judge Bao. Yes
Do you think l am too lenient?
Your Majesty is truly forgiving
it's for the best
Rise
l have my faults
From now on
tell me if l make a mistake
Also
l'll spare no corrupt officials from now on
Stop corruption. Good
Your Majesty
Please take my life
Sister
Shining Mouse has been killed in the basement
There is no Shining mouse from now on
so l can walk the earth anew
You are free to go l'll not retain you anymore
Thank you
We've been through a lot
Tell me what's on your mind
Don't sulk, l'll order a good banquet and we'll have some fun
You're the best
We're brothers
Even if they all abandon you
l'll be by you side
What if l give you one more chance?
l'm lnspector zhan from Judge's Court
Brothers always
Your Majesty, l've something to report
Your Majesty, Yue Hua has a request
There are so many guys in the world
but zhan is really unique
He's too fussy at his age
l am afraid l can't stand zhan anymore
Actually, l can't stand him right now
So, Your Majesty, please allow me
to cancel the wedding
Thank you for your love
l choose you
Don't you have something to say to me?
None
What a special way to start the new year
especially when a mouse loves a cat